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Название книги: Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
Автор(ы): Chelsea Handler
Жанр: Современная проза
Адрес книги: http://www.6lib.ru/books/Chelsea-Chelsea-Bang-Bang-152577.html
© 2010
To all my chunks.Mamala chunk, I hope you're watching.Chunky chunk, thanks for making me a mother.Ted-chunk, you're a pretty nice guy for putting upwith all my shit. How I put up with yours is another issue.Shabbat shalom.
Chapter One.The Feeling
I was eight years old and well into the third grade at Riker Hill Elementary School when I fell head over heels in love with myself. What can only be described as the "cornerstone of my youth" came unexpectedly out of left field and washed over me like a Category 5 cyclone. Not enough to drown me completely, but enough for me to lose my footing and knock me on my supple eight-year-old ass.A friend of mine named Stacy Silverberg invited me to a sleepover party at her house, where she was going to teach everyone how to get "the feeling." I had never heard of the feeling before, but it was definitely something that piqued my interest. Reason led me to assume it had something to do with either a Smurf or a Cabbage Patch Kid, both of v
Название книги: Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
Автор(ы): Chelsea Handler
Жанр: Современная проза
Адрес книги: http://www.6lib.ru/books/Chelsea-Chelsea-Bang-Bang-152577.html
© 2010
To all my chunks.Mamala chunk, I hope you're watching.Chunky chunk, thanks for making me a mother.Ted-chunk, you're a pretty nice guy for putting upwith all my shit. How I put up with yours is another issue.Shabbat shalom.
Chapter One.The Feeling
I was eight years old and well into the third grade at Riker Hill Elementary School when I fell head over heels in love with myself. What can only be described as the "cornerstone of my youth" came unexpectedly out of left field and washed over me like a Category 5 cyclone. Not enough to drown me completely, but enough for me to lose my footing and knock me on my supple eight-year-old ass.A friend of mine named Stacy Silverberg invited me to a sleepover party at her house, where she was going to teach everyone how to get "the feeling." I had never heard of the feeling before, but it was definitely something that piqued my interest. Reason led me to assume it had something to do with either a Smurf or a Cabbage Patch Kid, both of v
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